The 43e Régiment Volume 26

1/11/26 8:00 p.m. Sunday's Event

It was a rare event tonight. The Squidward's Roughnecks and the Lot Lizards merged into one line tonight. 🦎 We even had two storytellers on the same line.🪶 Then the trash talking started. I'm not sure who fired the first shot by saying, "A company has better leadership!" That got @Cactus1549USA into the argument.😡 I only added fuel to the fire by saying, "Company B has a better storyteller." :BoatswainFire: "Yeah, that's right Catching Cock!" Cactus added. "I think Cactus is still pissed at me for comparing his likeness to Abraham Ford in Volume 23," I thought. @ok reloads calm things down by saying, "Both writers have different techniques." This is true. @whitegreyblack has more of a poetic style of writing with some great quotes at the end of the story. On the other hand, I write my stories like one giant historical journal, which I may add is 97.6% accurate 49% of the time. The rivalry ended as fast as it started when @(C) Sgt. Ragebuster went by the line pushing a cannon. "Fuck you Ragebuster!" said multiple people from the 43e.🇲🇫 Apparently, he left us to join the artillery. :cannon:

We had some good moments that night. The @1DR | Crusader and @GaleonOfMilk looked more like John Wick with a bayonet. The Colonel got 12 kills in the last round. I'm not sure how many Gallon of Milk got, but he got a lot of compliments from people who didn't realize he was in our unit.

We lost five of six rounds that night and our medic @1DR | Vox summed it up pretty well, "They suck, but I still died." She went on to tell a story of how Sappy died in her arms. Personally, I think this was a bullshit story.💩 Everybody knows that Sappy is a God in this game and you can't kill a God.

Vive the 43e Régiment!🇲🇫 @(B) Sgt. CatchingRock