The 43e Régiment Volume 28

1/13/26 8:00 p.m. Tuesday's Event

@Cactus1549USA was leading us with his new second Lieutenant stripes and @(B) Cpl. Crazyman was his first sergeant. @Big_man_3000, the new recruit, informed us this was his first line battle. "That's what they all say," someone from Bravo company responded in a sarcastic tone. @Twitch420 informed us that he went to the wrong line which surprised me because he is an officer.

Sappy was on the enemy cannons all night and seemed to have us marked.:cannon: Lucky for us, Cactus kept redeploying us and Sappy's only kill was Cactus himself. "Avenge me boys, avenge me!" yelled Cactus. That's funny, Cactus reminded me of the father in the original Red Dawn movie. Crazyman did a good job taking over that round.

Cactus gave me an order. Because of his new rank I should always write about him. I will obey his order and I recommend that anyone in the 43e under his command vote for the Tahir Desert.✅ That is his favorite map according to the second lieutenant.

It turns out I'm not the only masshole in Bravo company. @(B)Cpl. Taiyo and @(B) SgtMaj. ElJeffe live 15 to 25 minutes from me and we're all in the Bridgewater triangle. If you haven't seen the documentary on Amazon, I highly recommend it.

Our neurologist/medic @1DR | Vox had to leave early for work. I think it was to help @the soup man with his pain in his feet. She most likely told him it was all in his head. Apparently it worked because Soupman didn't talk about his feet but rather rules of conduct. @ok reloads gave a very Orwellian 1984 speech. I think reloads will most likely end up on my war criminal list, but time will tell.

After the debriefing, fearing the pen is mightier than the sword, @Twitch420 came up to me to tell me he only got lost because he was trying to round up recruits. "May I call you Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump?" I asked. After a long awkward pause Twitch responded, "Fine."

Vive the 43e Régiment!🇲🇫 @(B) Sgt. CatchingRock