The 43e Régiment Volume 31

1/15/26 8:00 p.m. Friday's Event

The man that coined the phrase "Lot Lizard", @Reverend. tyedye X , was leading us tonight.🦎 @(B) Cpl. Crazyman and @BigO were sergeants. @BigO was a little frustrated with a lack of respect to the comms. I agreed with his assessment. Don't get me wrong, I like people talking as it gives me plenty of material for storytelling. Unfortunately, when too many people are talking it's hard for the officers to give commands. Just try to keep that in mind Lot Lizards. 🤔

It was an interesting night. I think we killed just as many of our own men as we did the enemy. @(B) SgtMaj. ElJeffe , @(B)SuperSdt. Fnord and myself were guilty. Even our medic @1DR | Vox was guilty twice! There were more but I forgot who committed the atrocities. Speaking of atrocities, I noticed @(C)Sdt. gamingperson decided not to be a guardsman. Instead, he dressed up as a Coast guard and looked like a southern plantation slave owner. I don't think that qualifies him as a war criminal, but I will give him points for being original. I went to the diner this morning with my wife and told her this story. She only asked, "Don't you guys wear the same uniforms?" "Yes dear, but apparently Bravo company is color blind," I replied.

In other news I found out that Cardi B lives 10 houses down for my home. She can't hear or smell my chickens and I definitely can't see or smell her wet ass pussy.

Also, @1DR | Vox asked @President Jarl for two promotions for killing Jarley Kirk. Jarl said "Yes." That's concerning because I was a medic who saved Jarley Kirk. Does that mean I'm due for another demotion?

Vive the 43e Régiment!🇲🇫 @(B) Sgt. CatchingRock