The 43e Régiment Volume 10

It was another interesting 8:00 event. I showed up 10 minutes before the event which is not a good idea. There were 25 players queued and trying to get in the server before me. I missed the first round but eventually got into the second. @Ryboi77 was our new commanding officer that I never played with. He's so new that he still had his old regiment sigil which was a little confusing to line up when we spawn. I always did like the @1DR | Crusader jumping up and down with his lantern.🔥 It made things less confusing for a retard like me. The good news is we had @Cactus1549USA with us to make a smooth transition. The Lieutenant for some reason brought up the temperature of the weather over in England in Celsius. Cactus was nice enough to convert Celsius to Fahrenheit for us and then said, "There are two types of people in the world. Those who use Celsius and those who use Fahrenheit and land on the moon." I always did like Cactus.... 'Merica fuck yeah! "As long as we have Cactus, everything be okay," I thought. Unfortunately, 5 minutes later his game crashed and he got stuck in a long queue. We ended up losing him for a couple of rounds. In the next round, I couldn't find my unit and all I could hear was the Colonel saying, "Only retards get lost." Well, since I'm lost again I should make the most of it. I ended up firing a couple of volleys with Jarl's guard next to @Deleted User. He didn't say anything to me which surprised me because he always wanted me to write about him. I ended up getting lost again and found myself fighting with the skirmishes. I noticed that @THKLogan97 stood next to @OmahaHockey25 which surprised me cuz Logan killed him accidentally twice last night. About that same time I heard the lieutenant say, "Where are all my men?" Damn, I most likely will get demoted for my actions but there is an old saying with Bravo company's lot lizards,🦎 "You salute the rank not the man." I have no doubt that in time Bravo company will salute both.

Quote of the night goes to Cactus, "I like the penis map but I don't like penis.":emoji_6:

Vive the 43e Régiment!🇲🇫 @(B) Sgt. CatchingRock A.K.A Post Boy